What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.