What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."