What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

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What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies