What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang