What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.