What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common?

They're both old.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.