When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

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