When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

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