Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!