Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball