What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.