How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!