How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.