When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
I want my Nickleback....
If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
She had too many maretinis
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
A tale of whoa!
Garbage gets picked up!
A girl.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
Pants
He was fed up with other people.
A Luncheon!