When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
They wanted to see it crack up!
Because it's more than a ceiling
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
When she tells you, say no
Neigh-boars.
They'll just tell you.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
girls who are mad
A leprachaun's undivided attention.
The Back Hand
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Little boys pants half off.
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
The pizza can feed a family of four
