What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.