What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.