What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."