Mentally in-stable.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
A horse made by committee.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.