What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.