Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Jet Ski Jokes More Jet Ski Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.