Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Jet Ski Jokes More Jet Ski Jokes

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*