Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Jet Ski Jokes More Jet Ski Jokes

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*