What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.