What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.