What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.