Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

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Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2