Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.