Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.