Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo