Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.