Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.