Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce