Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

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Why are black people fast runners?

They have 3 long strong legs.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.