How many Arabs does it take to screw in...

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

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