How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Offswitch.

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It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

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What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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