1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
A paradux
He thought they were a delivery service
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
There's change in a lightbulb
None, they only screw playoff games.
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
Not mine
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
The tarmac, you racist.
