How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move