What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby