What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.