What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.