What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center