What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.