What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.