What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it