What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.