Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.