Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins