Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.