Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins