Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

72 Jokes More 72 Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats