They've got to get their 72 virgins
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Andromedary
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
Haram bae
Ukraine.
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
My zipper.
Richard Branson.