Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats