Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins