However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.