However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.