However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!