What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman without an sshole?

A: Divorced

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.