Nothing, you already told her twice.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Nothing. You already told her.
He had a black eye.
Nothing, you already told her once.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
She was skipping without her bra
Nothing. She's already been told.
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Nothing, you've already told her.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
A holdsemfromfloppin
A co-Bra!
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
I hit that.
Ask them if they play league.
Hey Robin get in the car"!
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
00-Sedan
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
It was a No. 2.
It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
