Nothing, you already told her twice.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Nothing. You already told her.
He had a black eye.
Nothing, you already told her once.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
She was skipping without her bra
Nothing. She's already been told.
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Nothing, you've already told her.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
You can punch information into a computer.
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
Your granny
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Timing.
I reddit.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
There's a clock on the stove.
Can I give you a lift "
A nissan
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
Cuban
