Nothing, you already told her twice.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Nothing. You already told her.
He had a black eye.
Nothing, you already told her once.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
She was skipping without her bra
Nothing. She's already been told.
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Nothing, you've already told her.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
Skip to my loo.
They literally can't even.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
The police officer
It was selling coke.
He's been living under The Rock.
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.
Explaining his wife.
The quick E
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
