Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Coffee Mug
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Nothing. You already told her.
He had a black eye.
Nothing, you already told her once.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
She was skipping without her bra
Nothing. She's already been told.
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Nothing, you've already told her.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A: When Hillary leaves town.
Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!
Because 7 ate 9.
She named him Oedipus.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
They're listening to duckstep!
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
Jose and Hose B
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
They Neverland.
A sandy hook
Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
