What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.