What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.