What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.