How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic