How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.