How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

How can you even see with those?

You're fired."

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn