What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What personal space?

My dog

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.