What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!