What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.