What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D