What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!