Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.