Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.