Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.