Because a tuna can!
Because they can spend years at sea.
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
You can't tuna fish!
DIP