Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!