Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...