What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"