What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"