What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.