Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill