Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.