Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.