How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.