How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.