How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Why did 10 die?

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.