What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

America Jokes More America Jokes

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Who gets saved?

America

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!