What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown?

A .

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.