What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.