What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

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Who gets saved?

America

Who wins the election?

America.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.