What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.