What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."