Americas already got two running for president.
Because he doesn't do cardio.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
It ran out of juice.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years
America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
I'm feeling funny"
When they lose their haunting licenses.
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.