What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

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Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.