Americas already got two running for president.
Barbers.
The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!
They ketchup.
You'll get exhausted
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
Hit him in the face with an axe
they taste funny!
Weeaboo
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."