What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.