What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

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What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......