What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

Nike Jokes More Nike Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".