What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.