What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.