What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.