What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.