What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!