How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan