How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!