A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.
The conductor.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
He was delighted.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.