How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side