That's not funny.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
You don't. The police shoot you.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
She couldn't see that well.
Before 1928, neither could vote.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
