That's not funny.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.
Seeing her box.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Red, white and blue
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.