What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.