How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

Why are girls bad at maths?

They can't even.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)