How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.