How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.