Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.