Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

Why are girls bad at maths?

They can't even.

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What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.