Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.