Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.