Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye