Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow