Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit