Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions