Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction