Chemistry Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Reaction Jokes More Reaction Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Chemical Jokes More Chemical Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff