They didn't have any chemistry.
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Because they never get a reaction.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
They lack chemistry.
Because you can put it in someones drink
STUPID AMERICAN!
Barium
He thought the bond was ironic.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
A chemystery.
There was no chemistry.
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I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
Because they have no chemistry
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
Because he fingered A-minor
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !
He gets the cold shoulder.
It grows a Moostache.
Brownian Motion
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.