Chemistry Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

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Answer coming Fall 2017.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Biology Jokes More Biology Jokes

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat