What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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They didn't have any chemistry.

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Barium

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.