What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.