What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium