What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.