What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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Through the Windu

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I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.