Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.