Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.