Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

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What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James