Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
with a woofie.
There are skidmarks before the dog.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Mourning
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
They say he was snowed in.
All-porpoise cleaner.
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
A tiger moth !
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..