What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Woofie Jokes More Woofie Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.