Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

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He got him diss barred.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.