If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tom ate those.
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Roll a 40 down the street.
By the way it Goebbels
They both died on Thanksgiving
The Daily Express.
Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta
pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
It was juts a stage he was going through.
Because someone stole his boat.
Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
