What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.